Songs

Asshole

Asshole, asshole, a soldier I will be,
To piss, to piss, two pistols on my knee,
For cunt, for cunt, for country and for queen,
Asshole, asshole, asshole, asshole, a soldier I will be!
Assholes are cheap today La Donna È Mobile

Assholes are cheap today
Cheaper than yesterday
Little ones are half a crown
standing up or lying down
Large ones are four-and-six
Cause they take bigger pricks
Assholes are cheap today
Cheaper than yesterday!
We’ve got virgins Frère Jacques

We’ve got virgins,
We’ve got virgins,

At our hash,
At our hash,

Gonna get ’em drunked up,
Gonna get ’em fucked up,

Down the hatch,
Up the ass.
To the Virgins
Here’s to the Virgins,
They’re true blue,
They are hashers,
Through and through,
They are pisspots,
So they say,
Tried to go to heaven,
But they went the other way.
Swing Low

Swing low, sweet chariot,
Coming forth to carry me home,
Swing low, sweet chariot,
Coming forth to carry me home.

I looked over Jordan, and what did I see,
Coming forth the carry me home,
A band of angels coming after me,
Coming for to carry me home.
If you get there before I do,
Coming forth to carry me home,
Tell all my friends that I’m coming too,
Coming forth to carry me home.
(Watch other hashers for the choreography)
Old Brown Cow Old Grey Mare

The old brown cow
shits against the wall,
shits against the wall,
shits against the wall,
The old brown cow
shits against the wall,
shits against the wall,
shits against the wall,
And the wall is covered in
Shit shit shit!
(Lift a leg and kick to the side
For every mention of shit
Alternating sides between verses)
Big vagina Ring of Fire

I fell into a gapin’ huge vagina,
I fell down, down, down, all the way to China,
And it burns, burns, burns, that huge vagina,
That huge vagina
Jingle Balls Jingle Bells

Jingle balls, jingle balls,
Jingle all the way,
Oh what fun it is to run
Around naked in this way
Jingle balls, jingle balls,
Jingle all the way,
Oh what fun it is to run
Round naked Christmas day

Dashing round the block,
Not wearing any dacks,
One hand on your cock,
To give your balls more slack,
Bouncing up and down
As we run to and fro,
We’ll jingle with our genitals
Wherever we may go.
(Repeat first verse running in place
with hands on crotches)
Roll back My Bonnie lies over the Ocean

His one skin hangs down to his two skin
His two skin hangs down to his three
His three skin hangs down to his foreskin
His foreskin hangs down to his knees

Roll back, roll back
Roll back his foreskin for him, for him
Roll back, roll back
Roll back his foreskin for him
Brother hasher Oh Du Lieber Augustin

Here’s to brother hasher,
Brother hasher, brother hasher,
Here’s to brother hasher,
May he chug-a-lug.

He’s happy, he’s jolly,
He’s fucked up by golly,
Here’s to brother hasher,
May he chug-a-lug.

So drink motherfucker,
Drink motherfucker,
Drink motherfucker,
Drink motherfucker,

Here’s to brother hasher,
May he chug-a-lug.
Bullshit

Bull-shit, bull-shit,
It all sounds like bullshit to me, to me,
Bull-shit, bull-shit,
It all sounds like bullshit to me!
Publicly pissed on My Bonnie lies over the ocean

They oughta be publicly pissed on
they oughta be publicly shot (bang bang)
They oughta be tied to a shithouse
And left there to fester and rot
Meet the hashers Flintstones

Hashers, meet the hashers,
They’re the biggest drunks in history,
From all over Germany,
They’re the leaders in debauchery.
Half minds, trailing shiggy through the years,
Watch them as they down a lot of beers,

Down down, down down down down,
Down down down down down down down down down, 
Down down, down down down down,
Down down down down down down down down down.
Beautiful

Why were they born so beautiful?
Why were they born so beautiful,
Why were they born at all.
They’re no f*cking use to anyone,
They’re no f*cking use at all.
They might be a joy to their mother,
But they’re a pain in the asshole to me!
To the hashers

Here’s to the hashers,
They’re true blue!
They are bastards through and through,
They are posspots or so they say,
They never go to heaven,
For they went the other way!
Shitty Trail

Shitty trail (It sucked)
Shitty trail (really fucked)
The hares went and laid a shitty trail (shitty trail)
S-H-I-T-T-Y T-R-A-I-L

Shitty trail (It sucked)
Shitty trail (really fucked)
I would rather drink beer than hash your shitty trail,
S-H-I-T-T-Y T-R-A-I-L
Head

Who said head?
I’ll have some of that,
So I did, and it was good
And then we f*cked.
We f*cked for hours
Uprooting trees & shrubs & flowers,
like Vikings, with horns on our HEAD! 
HEAD! Who said head?
My sister Belinda Ay, yai, yai, yai Canta y no llores

Ai, jai, jai jai,
Si, si, señora,
My sister Belinda, she pissed out the window,
All over my brand new sombrero

I like my gin, it helps me slip in,
But give me the good old vino,
It gives me a grand supremo

Ai, jai, jai jai…

I like my rum, it helps me to come,
I like my whiskey, it makes me feel frisky,
I like Drambuie, it makes my cum gooey,
I like Jack Daniels, it helps me fuck spaniels
I like my beer, it makes me feel queer
I like my beer, it makes my cum clear
I like my sherry, it makes me feel merry
I like my Guinness, it helps me to finish
I like Bacardi, it helps me to party
I like my brandy, it makes me feel randy
I like my stout, it helps me pull out
I like my lager, it helps me fuck harder
Banana

Form banana,
Form, form banana!

Peel banana,
peel, peel banana!

Eat banana,
eat, eat banana!

Shit banana,
shit, shit banana!

Re-eat banana,
re-eat, re-eat banana!

Puke banana,
puke, puke banana

Re-re-eat banana,
re-re-eat, re-re-eat banana!

Go bananas!
Go! Go bananas!
Glorious Victorious

Beer, beer, beer, beer
Beer, beer, beer, beer

Drunk last night,
Drunk the night before,
Gonna get drunk tonight,
Like I’ve never been drunk before,
Cause when I’m drunk I’m as happy as can be,
Cause we’re all part of the Hashing family.

Oh the Hashing Family
Is the best family
To ever come over
From Old Germany.
You’ve got your High Hash Drunks
You’ve got your Low Hash Drunks
You’ve got your Asian Drunks
And we’re all fucking drunk.

Singing glorious,
Victorious!
One keg of beer for the four of us.
Singing Glory be to God that there are no more of us,
Cause one of us could drink it all alone
Damn near, pass the beer, to the rear, of the Hash House!
Pukeonya

Pissanya, Pissanya, Pissanya,
In Russia it means “I love you,”
If I had my way I’d pissanya all day,
Pissanya, Pissanya, Pissanya.

Pukeonya, Pukeonya, Pukeonya,
In Russia it means “I love you,”
If I had my way I’d pukeonya all day,
Pukeonya, Pukeonya, Pukeonya.

Shittanya, Shittanya, Shittanya,
In Russia it means “I love you,”
If I had my way I’d shittanya all day,
Shittanya, shittanya, shittanya.

Cummanya, Cummanya, Cummanya,
In Russian it means “I love you,”
If I had my way, I’d Cummanya all day,
Cummanya, Cummanya, Cummanya.
What a wank

What a wank, what a wank, what a wank, wank, wank,
What a wank, what a wank, what a wank, wank, wank,
What a wank, what a wank, what a wank, wank, wank,
What a wank, what a wank, wank, wank,

What a wank, what a wank, what a wank, wank, wank, wank, wank, wank, wank, wank, wank,
What a wank, what a wank, what a wank, wank, wank, wank, wank, wank, wank,
What a wank, what a wank, what a wank, wank, wank,
What a wank, what a wank, what a wank, wank, wank,
What a wank, what a wank, what a wank, wank, wank,
What a wank, what a wank, wank, wank,


Get a life, get a life, get a life, life, life…
Lim Lim Lim Jingle bells (Chinese Hokkien Song)  

Lim Lim Lim, x2
Lim Liao Ko Zai Lim ,
Lim Lim Lim , x2
Lim Liao Ko Zai Lim.

Lim Liao Ko Zai Toh,
Toh Liao Ko Zai Lim,
Lim Liao Ko Zai Toh Toh Toh ,
Toh Liao Ko Zai Lim,
Hei !
Lim Lim Lim, x2
Lim Liao Ko Zai Lim.
down down down down………

Translation: 
Drink Drink Drink 
Drink Drink Drink again

Drink Vomit Drink Vomit
Drink …………………….
Monkey’s Banana
我爱吃那条香蕉，
香蕉味道真奇妙，
不管是长是短，
一天都要2 、3条，
我一天吃不到，
我一夜睡不着，
香蕉吃了一条又一条啊！真奇妙！
你的蕉，你的蕉，那条我不要，
Monkey蕉，Monkey蕉！
又硬又大条

Wǒ ài chī nà tiáo xiāngjiāo,
xiāngjiāo wèidào zhēn qímiào,
bùguǎn shì zhǎng shì duǎn,
yītiān dū yào 2,3 tiáo,
wǒ yītiān chī bù dào,
wǒ yīyè shuì bùzháo,
xiāngjiāo chīle yītiáo yòu yītiáo a! Zhēn qímiào!
Nǐ de jiāo, nǐ de jiāo, nà tiáo wǒ bùyào,
Monkey jiāo,Monkey jiāo!
Yòu yìng yòu dà tiáo

I love that banana,
Bananas taste amazing,
Whether long or short,
2 or 3 a day,
I can’t eat for a day,
I can’t sleep all night,
I ate one banana after another! It’s amazing!
Your banana, your banana, I don’t want that one,
Monkey’s banana, Monkey’s banana!
Hard and big